the three porcellins
there was a volt three frattellins or little brothers that wanted andar to viver ognun for the cassis suis (latinism). so the prim brotha dissed: “oh i’m the best and fuck the rest!” he raccoglied some pagl and he cominced to costruir a house made with pagl. the rest of brotha cominc a rider (but they cappott propr by the rider) because said: “the pagl will not resist to the lup” (the same lup of cappuccet red that is rinate now). now the second brotha diss: i’m megl that you and two is megl che one!” and he cominced to costruir a house made with little pieces of albers and fogl, pensanding that his house can resist to the lup: the big brotha (who is always look you) cominc di nuov a rider che quas si piss down (=si pissa sotto) because in his majestic opinion neanch the little pieces of albers can resist to the lup and intant che si change le mutandes he’s pensing: “what rincoglionited brothas that gos! si ved che only me have fatt the PNI”. changed the mutandas he cominced to costruir his house made with mattons and army cement and a lot of amiant that is economic, and he make a beautiful house with a camminet and a service for the thè in porcellan and a bed in amiant because he had take too much amiant.
there was a volt a lup, the same lup of cappuccet red that now is rinate, and look that the cacciator has squarciated his panc and presed his dinner, he is very but very vey affamated…so he walk in the forest and walk and walk and walk he arrived in the town of the three little porcellins without the porcellins (because they are nascosed…do you remember stupid lector?). at this moment he see a little house made with pagl and he pens that magar someone can givegli somecoses to eat, so he bussed to tht port dicending: “i’m the lup of cappuccet red, can i come in your bruttissim house made with pagl and eat somecoses?” and the first porcellin that was very stupid respond NO, the lup allor irritated for the rispost and for the stomach-che-brontol, cominc to soffiar and SSSH SSSSSH the porcellin is addormented and the house made with pagl is crollated. and now the lup eat the porcellin oh yes. digerit the first porcellin, the lup has ancor fame, and he see the house made with little pieces of albers and fogls and he bussed to the port: also the second brotha was stupid and has reponded to the lup che cominced to sofiar and SSSSSSSSH SSSSSSSH SSSSSSSH SSSSSSSH SSSSSSSSSSH the house crolled and also the second porcellin addromented went eaten by the lup. but the porcellins agiteated themeselves in the lup’s panc, making a shakerated lunch on base of porcellins…the lup listen him very bad (maybe he had to go to the little otorin) and vomitated the two porcellins fratells live and vegetables. now they are scapping to the house made with amiant of their intelligent brotha, that for peace and love and empathy of his little and stupid fratellins, open to they the port and accoglied they in his majestic (but a little insane) house. the lup is di nuov affamated and now he want all the three fratellins in his panc, so he go to the house made with mattons and army cement and cominced to soffiar SSSSSSSH SSSSSSH SSSSSSH SSSSSSSH SSSSSSH SSSSSSSH SSSSSSSH he had soffied so tant che si addorment for the sforz.
then arrived the wanting cacciator (cacciatore voglioso) of pellicces that, vedending the lup la distes comm’un mort pensed to squarciate another time the panc of the lup, killing him. all live felix and content trann the lup and the porcellins only for 4 years because later they die for a contamination of amiant.

oh wel butterfly!!!!enry, this new story is trop fantastic! i’m felix that you have trovated a new ispirationem(an other latinism) and, very very good lavor!!!!!
see yo soon my balen